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Looking Back, Part I - I Was Born, Etc.

January 19th, 2009

I remember well my grandfather’s house—the one he and my uncles built in Bryant on Sand Mountain in the years 1938 and 39.  To me it was a place of love and protection. A house filled with people.  I was well-along in years before I realized that some of those in that house did not perceive the same love and comfort that I did. My grandfather never told me he loved me, but I knew he loved me and never felt the need to be told.

The early years are shrouded in the developing mind of babyhood.  I was born in July of 1938.  In November of that year our house burned.  Uncle Ralph, who was six years old, was put in charge of watching the babies: my Aunt Inez, who was seven months old; my Aunt Marie, who had just turned two years old; and me, four months old.  When the flames were detected, someone dragged a mattress well away from the house and stationed Ralph and us there in his safe-keeping.

A sure way to get an outburst from Aunt Louise was for me to say that I remember the house burning.  I can’t, of course, but I enjoyed saying it just to hear once again her reaction.  Although the actual memory is not there, I’m sure that the event is deep in my subconscious mind, for I am horribly afraid of fire.  So is Inez, and she is convinced that our fear arises from our watching the house burn.  I am afraid of candles burning in the house.  When we were first married, Gail would light Christmas candles in the house, and I would come behind her blowing them out!

The day the house burned, Granny, the three older girls and the babies were in the house when it caught fire. One of them notice the shadow of smoke on the yard outside the window. Grandpa and the boys were working on the new place the Pa had bought—they had the barn and crib built and had started framing the house.  George Price, who had an automobile, drove over to tell Pa and the boys that the house was burning.

All the food that had been put up for winter was destroyed. An estimated 300 jars of canned fruit was stored in the attic with cotton seed over the jars to insulate them.  Farming tools that were stored on the porch of the house were burned.  The potatoes had been dug and covered with pomace (the remains of cane that had been run through the syrup mill). The fire burned the pomace and nobody thought about the potatoes and a hard freeze the night of the fire ruined them all. The family, numbering about 13, was destitute.  And yet, a half-century later my Granny would say, “But we didn’t suffer.  We had such good neighbors!” My Aunt Louise, however, in her old age was still complaining about all the dried beans she had to eat that winter!

The day after the fire, Uncle Ralph (remember he was only 6 years old) discovered the remains of the tools that had been on the porch, and one by one he dropped them in the well to hear them splash. No tools, no food for the winter, no clothes, no cotton seed for next year’s crop. I’ve often thought of the constitution of my grandfather and the courage it took to face the future. I never heard him mention the fire. That winter a farmer let them live in a vacant house he owned.

I don’t remember choking on a hot potato, either, but I did, and Grandpa saved my life.  He forced his finger between my teeth and pushed the piece of potato down my throat.  Perhaps that’s why I loved him so well!  To me he was a stabilizing force in an unstable world, although the instability came later when I was three years old.

My mother and father had married when mother was fifteen and daddy was 23.  Mother had gone to Granny and told her that she and Nathan Whitten were going to get married.  She asked Granny to tell Grandpa.  Granny said, “You can tell him yourself just like you told me!”  Granny thought Pa would put a stop to the wedding for sure.  Mother went to meet Pa coming from the fields, and she told him of the wedding plans.  Pa reached into his pocket and pulled out $7.00.  He gave it to her and said, “This is all the money I have in the world.  Buy yourself a pretty dress.”  When Granny would tell the story, she always added, “And that’s the way he stopped the wedding!”

So, they were married.  They lived in a log house on the Long Island farm that Pa rented.  The log house was in spitting distance to Pa and Granny’s house. They were married nine months, and Nathan was shot in a drunken altercation.  He died from gangrene that set in from the gunshot wound.  Mother was three months pregnant with me. A superstition was that a pregnant woman should not look at a dead person for fear it would mark the unborn child. Over the protests of some family members, Mother looked at Nathan in the casket—and who knows whether I was “marked” or not. Don’t answer that!

After Nathan died, Mother moved back into the house with Granny and Pa, and it was into this household that I was born, July 19, 1938. By that time Pa had moved his bunch from a farm at Long Island in the valley to a farm on Sand Mountain in the community of Bryant. I was the first grandchild and led the way for a whole passel of about 37 grandchildren.  The year I was turned forty years old, the last grandchild was born, Rachael Hawkins, daughter of Raymond and Dimples Hawkins.

My early years with Granny and Pa are a blur of real memories and borrowed memories? that is, things that I’ve heard told so many times that I think I can remember the events.  For instance, the house burning is a borrowed memory.

Another is a day when I was put on the bed to nap, something I didn’t want to do. I was told to be quiet and go to sleep. Presently a stack of freshly dried clothes that was on the bed tipped over on me, and I said, “Be quiet, clothes, you’ll wake me up.” I was too little to remember that, but I heard it told many times I can see it in my mind.

Marie, Inez and I played under the Little House, which is what we called the crib that had been used for living while Pa and the boys finished the house. Granny and the girls slept in the crib, and Pa and the boys slept in the barn. The Little House was high off the ground and made the perfect cool place to play. We must have rescued hundreds of doodle bugs: “Doodle Bug, Doodle Bug, come out from there! Your house is on fire!”

I remember summer twilight evenings on the porch. Pa in a cane-bottomed, straight chair, leaning back with the chair-back touching the house, his feet on the bottom rung of the chair. Granny also in a chair, and I held securely in the comfort of her love. Strangely I do not remember my mother at all at Granny’s house. I remember others being on the porch or in the yard, but Granny and Pa are the two I clearly identify in my mind.

There are three songs I remember Granny singing there on the porch. “The Boys in Blue,” a Civil War song; “The Letter Edged in Black,” a tear-jerker for sure, about a wayward son whose mother had died; and “Little Mary Fagin,” about a little girl in Atlanta who was murdered. Mother also sang the Mary Fagin song after we moved from Pa’s.

The porch was a place to relax and let the day wind down. For the adults and the children big enough to work in the fields, the days were long and full of hard work.

Pa and the boys had the farm to run, the animals, the fields, the upkeep of the machinery, and the upkeep of the barns, outbuildings and house. Rainy days didn’t lessen the work load, there were jobs to be done inside the barn. In the winter, ice storms and blizzards would slow down the work, but the work had to be done. Animals had to be fed and cows milked and eggs gathered.

The women worked equally as hard. The house must be kept running. Babies had to be tended and for Granny there was a baby every two years from 1918 to 1942! There was one miscarriage when they lived at Long Island, and between Inez and Ola, the last baby, there were 3 or 4 years instead of the usual 2. Louise probably got the most experience taking care of baby brothers and sisters. There were 4 boys after Louise before another sister was born.

There was clothing to make for the family, from underwear to shirts, dresses and sun bonnets.  Sheets, pillow cases and towels were made from bleached fertilizer bags. When the feed companies came up with the idea of colorful printed cloth for their feed bags, they provided millions of farm women with pretty material for their dresses, shirts for the boys, and scraps for their quilt tops.

For a large family, and ours was large, a lot of food was required, and the vegetable garden was Granny’s responsibility. When Granny and Pa were first married, her neighbor, Mrs. Clyde Shirley, said to her: “Lonia, do you want to know how to always have plenty and some you can give to your neighbor?”  Granny said, “Well, I don’t know, but I guess I could learn how.” Mrs. Shirley said, “Well, always plant a row for your neighbor and one for yourself and you’ll have plenty.”

Enough food had to be grown so that it provided for their needs during the summer and enough to be canned for the winter months when no fresh food was available. I once asked Granny about canned tomatoes, how she could tell if they were spoiled or not. I’d read about improperly canned tomatoes killing folks. Granny came as close to making a snorting sound as I ever heard. “They didn’t spoil!” she said.

In the summer during field work time for the men, there were meals to be prepared for the workers. This called for a big breakfast and a big dinner, noonday meal. As I recall, the wood stove was kept in use from the breakfast meal until dinner was cooked. Who can forget the string beans cooked in the iron pot. Potatoes rested on top of the beans and cooked along with them. Then the beans, seasoned with fatback, were boiled down to that perfect taste. Black-eyed peas simmered a long time, too, and on top of them steamed young okra pods. Boiled corn and creamed corn; sun-ripened tomatoes, cucumbers, cornbread, buttermilk cooled in the spring.

I was 50 years old before it dawned upon me one day that we were next door to poverty in those days! But everybody else in Bryant was in the same shape, and in many cases worse off than we.

Besides the clothing, there were sheets and quilts to be made. Bleached fertilizer sacks could be sewn into sheets and pillow cases. The seams of the sheets were felled so there were no rough edges. The pillow cases were sometimes embroidered and edged with crocheted lace. Quilts were pieced from scraps. Scraps from those print feed sacks made lovely quilts, and quilts from the ’30s and 40s are prized by collectors today.

Granny did not have time to piece fancy quilt tops, but her daughters Ruth and Louise pieced beautiful quilt all their active lives.

One of the things that has puzzled me about Grandpa’s house is that I don’t remember summer heat or winter cold. The house was thin as paper, I’m sure, with no insulation in the walls or attic. In the winter, the wood cook stove would help to warm the house; but it was fired up in the summer as well, and then it just added to the summer heat. Of course, every other family faced the same heat and living conditions. The house must have been cold during those mountain winters. There was a heater in the main living room of the house and the stove in the kitchen, but in the bedrooms there was no heat. We must have had plenty of quilts, because I don’t remember being cold.

As I remember, the house had 5 rooms. There were a lot of people per bedroom. I don’t know this for sure, but I would guess that Louise, Marie, Inez, Mother and I slept in one room, and that Newell, Eskell, Raymond and Ralph in another room. And Granny and Pa had a room.

It was a full house, and my little world was complete and happy there. But that would come to an end.

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The Joy of Collecting Death Notices from Old Newspapers

January 7th, 2009

A few years ago at a Wednesday night prayer meeting service, our pastor introduced his devotion by asking members of the audience to tell what they collected. I held up my hand and said, “I collect death notices.” There was a second of silence before the laughter.

My interest in death notices originated in Carrollton, GA, when I was researching my Haynes and Hawkins people who settled in Carroll County, GA, in the second quarter of the 19th Century. As I was scanning old newspapers in hopes of finding a tidbit of information, I thought to myself, “I wish somebody had collected death notices in a book.” I returned to Alabama genealogically empty-handed that day.

In 1993 I proposed to the St. Clair Historical Society Board of Directors that we start publishing a society journal—and I volunteered to be the editor. They agreed to give it a try. It was a very enjoyable venture. Members from across the states sent in family and local history. I tackled the old newspapers in the probate office at Ashville. As I read the old papers and collected articles, I remembered my wish for collected death notices and knew that this would be a useful thing to have in the journal. I ran some each quarter. Then after I had several years’ worth of death, the idea “Do a book!” epiphanated in my mind.

And that’s how By Murder, Accident and Natural Causes came to be. There’s a great deal of sorrow recorded in those death notices, but there are some unusual and funny material as well.

In this meander, I will share some that I always use when I speak to groups about this subject.

This first notice shows that looks have been important for a long, long time and it’s not wise to make fun of a haircut.

“SHOOTING NEAR PINKVIEW.  On May 12, 1900, afternoon, John Fergus on shot and killed Wm. J.  Andrews–both men living west of Ashville in St. Clair county.  They had had a quarrel several days ago about Andrews hair.  John Ferguson joking the former about it.  A fight ensued in which Andrews cut Ferguson in three places, but not seriously.   The wounds had about healed and the neighbors thought the matter had ended.  Not so, however, on the fatal day Andrews and his mother were walking past the house of Ferguson, when the latter came out with a double barrel shotgun and did the killing.”

This next one is perhaps my favorite—although I must confess to having several favorites. I don’t know that the deceased, Jim Philips, is a St. Clair person or not. Sometimes the editors would choose bizarre items from other papers to keep readers’ attention. And this one is bizarre:

“In less than three minutes after being baptized in the river at Memphis, Tenn., June 3, [1900],Jim Phillips was drowned in the same river by falling into it in a religious fervor.”

They must all have been in “a religious fervor” since they couldn’t tell he was hollering “HELP!” and not “Hallelujah!”  as he went under for the last time.

Occasionally in our modern day, when someone has been missing for a while, we learn that the authorities have sought the aid of the clairvoyants. This is nothing new. The St. Clair County authorities went to a Madame Teal for help in 1937.

Jul. 8, 1937, The St. Clair Times:  Coosa River Claims Life of  Joe Lee. Funeral services were held at Easonville Sunday for Joe Lee, 25-year-old farmer of that community, whose body was found earlier in the day floating in the Coosa River near the mouth of Kelly’s Creek.

“According to Chief Deputy Sheriff  George Lovell, Lee had been missing since last Friday, having left home for a fishing trip in the vicinity of Harmons Traps. When he failed to return a searching party was organized to drag the river.

“The search was supplemented with the mystic advice of  Madame Teal, Millersville’s famed fortune teller, who told the searchers exactly where they would find the body. Evidently Madame Teal’s powers weren’t “percolating” properly because Lee’s body was found several miles from the spot she indicated….”

I’ve noticed that modern day clairvoyants have trouble “percolating” as well.

I have done many programs on “Death in St. Clair County” to various groups over the years, and on several occasions there is someone in the audience related to the person whose notice I have read. That was the case in the following one.

“May 18, 1910:  Kills Her Husband.  Arthur Gunter, a well-known farmer of Easonville, was shot and instantly killed by his wife, May 14.  Mr. and Mrs. Gunter had married four years ago and had separated.  Gunter went to see his wife who was staying at the home of a friend, and, it is said, made threats against her if she did not return to him.  The woman said that she must be let alone, and as Gunter rode up near the house, she opened fire on him with a rifle.  The bullet went through the brain and killed him instantly.  After being shot, Gunter clutched the horn of his saddle and was sitting up, erect, dead on the horse when men came to his rescue.”

My interest in the notice was that he was sitting upright after being shot through the head and that “when men came to his rescue” he was beyond rescue. Sometime after  By Murder, Accident and Natural Causes was published, I had a letter from someone in Louisiana asking me to see if I could locate court information about this incident. I went to the Pell City Courthouse and asked to see the court records for 1910. The response was, “We don’t have records that go back that far. You’ll have to go to Ashville for that.” I gawked but refrained comment. I found no court record for this event in Pell City or Ashville. (For those unfamiliar with St. Clair County, the Pell City Courthouse was established in 1902, and there should be records long before 1910.)

There are stretches of roads that today are rather uninhabited and lonely. They would have been fairly desolate in 1903 when Newton Bullock’s death occurred.

“June 4, 1903:  HIS THROAT CUT FROM EAR TO EAR.  Newton Bullock  gets his just reward.  On last Saturday, on Black Creek, 4 or 5 miles from Springville, a fellow by the name of Newton Bullock went to the home of Norton Horsley during the absence of Mr. Horsle y and attempted to commit one of the most heinous crimes known to man.  While attempting his damnable purpose, Mrs. Horsley, who had the presence of mind to think of a razor in the next room, suggested that they go into this room where they started, Bullock continuing to hold on to her person, while going into the room.  She reached out and secured a razor with her right hand slipping off the case and opening razor, waited for an opportunity to use it with effect.  The scoundrel succeeded in getting to a chair, and in his effort to draw her to his lap, gave her the chance to use her razor, which she done.  Making a swipe at his throat, she was so successful that she almost severed his head from his body, cutting the jugular vein, and killing him almost instantly.  This is the only instance where a woman has acted so wisely and showing such courageous action at the proper moment.  This should be a lesson and a warning to all.  Mrs.  Horsley, after the deed was committed and not until then showed any nervousness, but she is getting along nicely and went immediately to her father’s James Cat es home where she will remain a few days.”

This may be my all time favorite one. The cool presence of mind of Mrs. Horsley is astonishing. A person related to  Mrs. Horsley was in the audience where I read this—and quite frankly, we had all enjoyed it immensely! The person, who is my friend of long-standing, said, “Joe, I knew about that, but I don’t think most of the family knows about it.” Later, I bought a copy of My Yesterdays, the Way it Was, an autobiography by Virgil Horsley, and he recorded this event. Mrs. Horsley was his mother. So, the family did know.

When reading the following two notices, keep in mind that what is printed in the newspaper is sometimes misinformation. I feel sure that is so for the first one, but who knows about the second one.

“February 27, 1907:  E. B.  Compton is the name of the man who was incinerated at the Pell City jail last week, as mentioned, and it was his wife who went to his cell and found him dead.”

Surely they meant incarcerated, althought the previous week’s issue is missing and we may never know whether there was indeed a fire at the Pell City jail in 1907.

“November 28, 1895:  Tony Cunningham …  one of the 46 children of Alan Cunningham near here, was killed in a railroad wreck below Birmingham a week ago today.”

Let us hope that was a misprint or that Mr. Cunningham had several wives!

Although I have thousands of notices from 1873 to 1950 in my computer (and backed up, I hasten to add), there are many times I have to tell a researcher that I don’t have any information on the person they’re looking for. Those long ago newspapers depended upon people in the community to take the time to write the newspaper about a death. Sometimes it would be just a sentence in a community news column. But if it were a notable person, the notice could be quite lengthy and full of information.

There are rewards for having the desired information. Perhaps the most satisfying example of this is as follows:

About 4 years ago, a Les Watson contacted Charlene Simpson at the Ashville Museum and Archives to see if the Archives had any information about a Richard B. Smith who died in France in World War II. She didn’t, but emailed me to see if I had an obituary about him. I didn’t. But when I searched for his name in my WordPerfect document files, the following came up:

“Nov. 5, 1948, Southern Aegis:  War One Veteran, Father of Three Service Men, Dead. A St. Clair Veteran of World War I, two of whose sons were killed in World War II, died at his home near Cropwell last week.

“Morgan Bertie S mith, age 55, died at a Talladega infirmary. Funeral was held Saturday.

“The deceased man was a veteran of World War I. Two of his sons, Sgt. Richard B. Sm ith and Pvt. Roland H.  Smith lost their lives in the recent war. Their bodies were recently returned to this country for reburial. A third son, Rayburn J. Smit h, also served in the armed forces during the last war.

“Mr. Smith is survived by the widow, Mrs. Rosa Lee  Smith; four sons, Raybu rn,  Morgan,  Jerry Glen and Amos Dale S mith; one daughter, Mrs. Della Ruth Massey ; one brother, Edgar  Smith; four sisters, Mrs. Nola Cash , Mrs. Ollie Mc Crory, Mrs. Flora Mae Howard,  and Mrs. Levora Howard , and stepmother, Mrs. Ella Smith.

“Funeral services were held from the Bethany Baptist Church, near Ashville, with interment in the adjoining cemetery. Rev. Floyd  Tompson officiated at the funeral. Kilgroe was in charge.”

There was Richard B. Smith’s name. So I emailed it to Mr. Watson. It was exactly what he needed to locate members of Smith’s family, because…..

The town in France, where Smith and another of his crew died, were erecting a monument to the crew.  The French had found Les Watson, a surviving member, he was trying to locate relatives of the deceased members so they could attend the  dedication in France if they wished to do so. Using the notice I sent him, Watson located Smith’s brother in Pell City. The brother, his son and daughter-in-law flew to France for the dedication of the monument.

The Smith family send me a number of photographs of the event. In this photo, Richard’s brother is on the left.

The Smith Family

The Smith Family

The story of the monument and the trip to France was written up in the St. Clair News-Aegis, but the paper didn’t tell how Watson located the Smiths. That bothered the nephew, who called and apologized to me. I assured him all was well. I was just excited that my interest in death had paid off so exceedingly well! On the day of the dedication, I remember feeling the excitement of knowing what was taking place in France, and that I’d helped get the Smith family there!

Here is a web site about the crew. Notice Richard Smith in the front row of the group photograph. View Site

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End-of-the-Year Letters

December 22nd, 2008

I’ve been thinking about End-of-the-Year letters, and some of the interesting tidbits of news that sometimes are too much information. So, I thought I’d make up one for a totally fictitious relative, Lespedeza Golightly.

Dear family—
It’s been an awful year, and I, for one, am happy to wave goodbye to this old worn out 2008!

The year started off with a bang—literally. My fool husband, Fescue, was drunk as a skunk New Year’s Eve, so I was driving home from the watch night service at church. (Don’t ask me. All I know is that he was drunk.)

As we were exiting I-59 over at Springville, a movement on his side of the car caught the corner of my eye. He had in his hand his cigarette lighter and a firecracker. (Your guess is as good as mine.) About that time, the lighter flared. Keep in mind I was trying to drive and watch at the same time. He lit the cracker, but in his attempt to throw it out the car window, the fire cracker hit the top of the window frame and fell back into his lap—with a bang. In spite of his screams, I retained great presence of mind, and I just circled back to the south bound I-59 and headed to St. Vincent’s East. The doctors couldn’t find any damage other than a small blister and a pair of ruined pants. Doctors and nurses were laughing hysterically as we walked out the door.

In February our son announced he was going to be a daddy again—his 4th. Unfortunately, he hasn’t seemed to find Miss Right yet, and we mortally can’t stand the mama of this baby. If he thought I was going to invite her to Mothers’ Day dinner, he was out of his tree.

March was relatively quiet. The power was out for two weeks after a late ice storm. We lost all the food in our freezer, and that made us have to try to make a garden this year. Might as well tell you now, that the drought killed the garden dead. Thank God for poke sallet.

April is storm month in Alabama, and, I’ll swanny, it seemed one came through about every two weeks. But the worst that happened to us was a hail storm. That ruined the car, but we didn’t have any insurance on it so we’re still driving it. Looks like it has the small pox.

May was interesting.  On Saturday before Mothers’ Day I told my son he could come if he’d leave that lanky haired girl of his at home with the baby. The baby looks like her. However, I never got the dinner on the table. Mothers’ Day I was going downstairs to get some canned beans from the pantry, and I forgot that I’d put the cat down stairs so it wouldn’t walk on the table. The cat was on the second step and I stepped on it—and as you know I’m healthfully heavy. The cat yowled once and scared the pea turkey out of me so that I went careening down the steps. Killed the cat but only broke my foot. So, I spent Mother’s Day in the emergency room.

June was maybe the worst month. My fool son married the lanky haired vixen.

We always have our church picnic in July; and, for goodness knows how many years, I’ve baked a sour cream pound cake using my grandma’s recipe. It had been a hectic morning, and when I measured out the flour, I got it out of the self-rising canister instead of the plain flour canister. So, since I didn’t know that, I went ahead  and put baking powder in as well. My word, you should have seen that cake in the oven! (I always turn the oven light on so I can check on the progress.) I’d never seen anything quite like it other than at the Volcano National Park in Hawaii. The cake rose up and kept rising up and boiling over—cake lava in Odenville—and fell hissing on the heating element where it dried and caught fire. Ruined the stove, but you know what, the little crusty pieces of cake that stayed in the pan were delicious!

August was hot and no rain. Air conditioner went out and we couldn’t afford to have it fixed. But as luck would have it, some old coot came by looking for old junk furniture and stuff. I remembered grandpa’s old corner cupboard in the barn and told him to go down and look at it. He offered me $100.00 for it and I could feel cool air moving again. But, I’m no fool, I told him I’d take $200.00 and when he offered $150.00 I grabbed the money and called the AC folks. He wanted to know where it came from, and I told him grandpa grew up in Virginia. (More about this unhappy event later.)

In September Fescue turned puny and was sick most of the month.

My son came to his senses in October and filed for divorce.

November came and Fescue had a ruptured appendix. Nearly lost him. But the worst thing happened in the waiting room at the hospital while he was in surgery.

I picked up a magazine called Antiques, and there on the back cover was grandpa’s corner cupboard! I’d swear on a stack of Bibles it was the same one. It was going to be auctioned in Boston, and the ad said that as a rare Shenandoah Valley piece, finely crafted in cherry, with period brasses it was expected to bring $15,000.00 to $20,000.00. They had it all shined up, and I’ll bet they used a whole bottle of Old English Furniture Polish to make it glow like that. I took out my cell phone and called the number listed in the ad, and I talked to some Yankee with an attitude. I asked him where the corner cupboard had come from, and he told me, “Madam, I assure you the cherry corner cupboard has an impeccable provenance.” I said, “I don’t know what provenance means, but if you were here, I’d impeck your beady eyeballs out, you nattering nabob!” (I loved Spiro Agnew!) “That’s my grandpa’s cupboard,” I yelled, “and I know it because it’s got scar in the upper left door where my grandma threw a cornbread skillet at grandpa and he ducked just in time. I can see the dint in the door just as clear as daylight.”  He replied as cool as butter from the spring house, “Madam, cornbread is not an issue, and if you have further questions, you may call 1-800-555-5555.” I did, and it was the Dial-a-Prayer hotline!

As I clicked my phone shut, the doctor came out of the operating room and said that if Fescue made it through the night he would probably live. I said, “Who would have thought 20,000 dollars!”

“Well, Mam,” said the surgeon, “if you’re worried about the bill, the business office will help you work out a payment plan.”

So, it’s December and we’re getting ready for a slim Christmas, I’ll tell you. But Fescue’s home and able to sit up—although to tell the truth, he looks real bad and we may lose him yet if he don’t perk up. He looks kind of goofy sometimes—reminds me of his mother.  But we’ve made it through the year, thank the Lord, and we look forward to a more peaceful 12 months next year.

Y’all let me hear the good news from your family.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year—
Lespedeza Golightly

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Christmas Poems

December 9th, 2008

For the past 12 years or more, I have designed our own Christmas cards using a new poem I write each year. I thought I’d meander through how these Christmas cards started.

Some year—I don’t remember which—I wrote what I thought was a funny Christmas poem that I titled “Scrooge’s Carol.” The words fit quite nicely to the “Ode to Joy” tune which is the same tune as “Joyful, Joyful We Adore Thee.” Quite pleased with it, I shared it with my elementary school students, and we had a ball with it. Well, the high school counselor heard us, and she blessed me out for ruining Christmas for the little folk. Fortunately, this counselor didn’t know little kids. My students knew the song we were singing was the biggest lie that ever came down the pike. Here is the poem, and if you know the tune sing along—with gusto!

Scrooge’s Carol
(Can be sung to Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy” tune.)

Trim the tree with thorns and thistles,
Tarnished tinsel, broken balls;
Poison ivy, wilted holly,
Sing, ye, mournful through the halls.

Wrap the boxes, empty boxes,
Pull the ugly paper tight;
Tie the bows with dingy ribbon,
Santa Claus won’t come tonight!

I’ve been tempted to to use this one on a card, but so far I’ve resisted the temptation.

Over the years I have written a good many serious Christmas poems—not all of them happy ones. I’m afraid the following one is a bit sarcastic, but it expresses my thoughts about commercializing Christmas.

Merry Christmas?

Trim again the Christmas tree,
this jolliest of seasons;
make it green with dollar bills
for avaricious reasons.

Let the tills ring merrily
at the Savior’s birth,
and celebrate His advent now
with debt and hollow mirth.

I’ve never been tempted to put that one on a card!

At some point—about two-thirds the way through my 39 years teaching—one of our 6th grade teachers, Mrs. Cowser, had her Language Arts students do original writings for a Christmas booklet. She also asked the teachers on the hall to contribute. I thought about Jesus being a boy growing up with friends his own age in Galilee, and I came up with this poem.

I  Wonder

What lullaby did Mary sing
To soothe her Baby’s fears?
I know she held Him very close
And dried His tiny tears.

Did Joseph make Him little boats
To sail on Galilee?
He surely taught Him how to fish
And swim the gentle sea.

He must have sometime made a kite
And played with little toys,
And chased the fireflies in the dark
For He grew up like other boys.

Although it is not really a Christmas poem, it was the poem that sparked my idea for doing our own cards. That first year, I just photocopied the poem and put a copy in each card we sent. The next year I designed my own and had them printed at Data Control in Pell City. The last few years I’ve designed and printed them from my computer.

About 3 years ago, I started emailing Mark Martin the Christmas poems, and he posted each new one on www.stclaircountyal.com.

Next week I’ll post my 2008 Christmas card poem.

Joe’s Meanderings is a series by Joe Whitten.

Joe's Meanderings